strongs

Whenever I see the physio/podiatrist I want to demonstrate my latest new strongs. Because I feel that he – as someone who works with elite athletes – is best positioned to appreciate my work. But I don’t want to be too much on the ‘check out my strongs!’ as he is a golfer and I am a lindy hopper and I’m not a mean person. But when he’s back there with his strong fingers buried to the second knuckle in glute-wrapping flesh and I’m wincing in agony, I wonder if he’s noticing the increased girth of said glute(s) and whether he’s thinking ‘well, this is one strong athlete – just look at all these strongs!’