now he’ll do that pathetic sighing thing whenever the letter ‘f’ is uttered, or we see someone in a beret

Ampersand duck has made me sound really interesting over here. I think I’d like to make friends with those people. Then eat all their food and run off into the night, cackling… well, maybe waddle off into the afternoon.
Look over here at stack. Stacks of slacks. No, stacks of books, really (funny how you meet more booknerds on the internet than in bookshops, huh? Guess it’s a wordy* thing).
And you must, in the spirit of all things cute (and in honour of The Squeeze, who loves this shit), go look here to see more of this sort of action:

(stolen from here)
…I shouldn’t have let him know about that. Now he’ll do that pathetic sighing thing whenever the letter ‘f’ is uttered, or we see someone in a beret.
*worder? wordsmith? wordnerd? werd!