May 6, 2009

i can't believe i'm posting this

Posted by dogpossum on May 6, 2009 5:33 PM in the category dogpossum | Comments (2)

But who the fuck cares about muffin tops, and also, what the fuck IS a muffin top?

This is the sort of fucked up shit I hate about the internet, women's magazines and what I remember of high school (I'm trying to contract pattern-amnesia). JESUS CHRIST, sisters, just put on your goddamn clothes and get on your goddamn bike and FEEL THE ENDORPHINES! Then you don't give one motherfucking shit about whether you're... what? Alive? Having flesh upon your bones? Bringin' the bounty, as what badass feministahs do?

The more time you spend worrying about whether or not you're looking just some imaginary man would like you to look (or, more likely, looking the way some other woman with Issues is telling you you should look), the less time you can spend planning your next bike ride/website redesign/photography outing/sewing binge/crocheting craze/cooking fest/jazz routine/DJ set! I mean, come on - there aren't really that many hours in the day - prioritise, people!

I can't believe I followed that link. I can't believe I read it! It's a good thing there're lolcats in the world.

Shoulda posted this earlier, I guess.

Posted by dogpossum on May 6, 2009 5:33 PM in the category dogpossum