May 13, 2007

eurovision 2007: norway and malta and andorra and hungary

Posted by dogpossum on May 13, 2007 12:02 AM in the category television

Norway was boring. So it's not worth it's own entry (plus I'm getting a bit bored with this).

Malta has a weird 'oriental' theme, and lots of shouting about how loving you gives me vertigo. More fans. I think this is my favourite song, though. "Your love turns me blue, my anger (?) is red... i'm ..something... turns me indigo!"

I don't even know where Andorra is. I don't like them because the the lead singer really sucks. Can you say monotone? We like lots of notes with our eurovision. I know they're meant to be a punk band, so they need to suck a bit, but booooring. Where are their dancers?!

They do win for ending their show with "Thank you everybody, we can still save the world!"

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Brief pause: can you imagine being on eurovision in the semi finals (that's what I'm watching on SBS by the way)? Would it be great or crap? It'd be scary, though.
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Hungary. Missy Higgins in Europe. Nice suitcase.
These conventional ones suck. We want costumes. Not stupid suitcases, fake bus stop signs and singlets that say 'thank god I'm a VIP'.
And WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES?!

It is just like rage. Just one more. One more song.

Posted by dogpossum on May 13, 2007 12:02 AM in the category television