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May 21, 2006

the Squeeze declares

Posted by dogpossum on May 21, 2006 7:14 PM in the category travel

The Squeeze has declared that there shall be no:

• tutting


• shuffling


• hand wringing


• shouting


• screaming


• huffing


• subvocalising about Jesus, Young People, National Pride or Noise

on the tram. I'm not sure how he plans to enforce this, though I'm sure mimi smartypants could offer suggestions as a fellow PT stooge.
I, on the other hand, never seem to notice these PT crazy people, mostly because I read a book so I can tune out and not hear anything or anyone on the bus (which is why I don't see the point of ipods - a book is far more interesting and effective a crazy-person deterrant). Or else I ride my bike.

Posted by dogpossum on May 21, 2006 7:14 PM in the category travel