Cooked a large piece of meat in milk for a long period of time. Pork, chicken, whatever. I’ll cook it, you can eat it.
While searching blindly in my backpack, felt something soft and hanky-like, pulled it out and discovered it was a single maxi-sized pad*. This has happened: at the bi-lo checkout with a middle aged woman cashier, trying to pay for bread with a cocky indie boy salesman, rummaging for cables at the DJ booth while sitting next to a very-christian tech-dood (this happened twice in one weekend with two different christians), looking for a hanky, desperately, while trying to obscure a post-sneeze-excitement nose. The one time I actually _needed_ a maxi (as in badASS absorbency) pad I couldn’t find the fucker.
Played more than one song from The Spoon Concert album while DJing for a bunch of spazzed out lindy hoppers. It’s like a sickness. Not the lindy hop – my playing stuff from this album. I just can’t help it. I need to get some sort of clue.
Wandered why mormons bother with plural marriage** where the arrangement is one man + many women. While I know that many women is a fully sick option when you’re looking at running a conference or a university degree or planning a lindy exchange, I’d have thought the ideal solution is one woman + many men within a marriage. Because I sure as fuck know The Squeeze is run a little ragged riding back and forth between the couch and DVD shop and could do with a sub some time soon.
Thought I might like to re-watch Aliens, mostly for Bill Paxton.***

I like imagining him ranting “Game over, man, game over!” when the Law discovers he’s a polygamist.
Wandered why I didn’t believe people when they told me Veronica Mars was good. I used to enjoy that bit in Deadwood when Kristen Bell was eaten by Woo’s pigs. Now I can’t believe I wasn’t into this shit.
Wished we had broadcast TV. But only when people are tweeting like motherfuckers about freakin’ Masterchef. Whatever _that_ is.
*as in PERIODS.
**this is what happens when you re-watch Big Love.
*** Big Love, again.

 

5 Responses to things i have done regularly lately

  1. Robert says:

    So you’ve come around to VM? Awesome. Just in time for the movie…

  2. glen says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXd6Npj4ZY&eurl
    if the link doesn’t work search youtube for alien vs predator in song form
    LOLs

  3. dogpossum says:

    Rob: I have come around to VM. Just finished season 2. I think I’d date Logan if I could. And he wasn’t a scientologist in real life.
    Glen: Now I’ll be singing “Alien! versus Predator!” all day. Teh orsm.

  4. Robert says:

    Ew, scientology. But yes, Logan comes good, doesn’t he?
    Sadly the third season is not as good, because the new network interfered and wanted it toned down and wouldn’t even promise not to axe them before the end of the season. But it’s still great.

  5. jac says:

    Ah, Big Love. I should rewatch this also. I watched it first on a tiny 12″ laptop, with earbuds in, obsessively. Right. I gotta go.

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